“they weren’t allowed to eat the curry until I was finished doing jokes about feminism and the media and politics”
You can see Fern performing in Stafford on Friday 31st May when JUICE takes over The MET Studio!
A short video of Michael J Dolan performing for the BBC! You can see him live in Stafford on Tuesday night, performing a Preview of his brand new Edinburgh show at Number 15!
“There’s no point being right all the time if no cunt’s listening.”
“My flat burned down days before the album launch. One man started really laughing at this.”
“It felt like being asked to play football at Wembley, whilst eating an ice-cream, whilst waking up from a nap.”
JUICE: How would you describe your type of comedy/performance?
Rich: Someone recently described me being like “having an annoying younger sibling grin at you because they think they’ve done something witty and clever”. That’s not what I was attempting, but I’ll take it.
At first I waned to do comedy that changed what people thought about important things. Judging by the material I came out with, I obviously thought that the Chuckle Brothers and things that happened on the bus were immensely important.
JUICE: How did you get started in stand-up and why? What was your first gig like?
Rich: I started by sitting in audiences, hanging on the every word of comics, either thinking “this person is amazing, I could never possibly be that funny and inspiring”, or “this person is a tragic mental, if they can get paid for comedy, so can I”. Eventually one of my friends booked me into a gig, and I have since gone some way towards emulating both of the above examples.
JUICE: What do you take with you to a gig? What’s in your gig-bag?
Rich: Hair product. And to think my grandfather mined coal from the Earth.
JUICE: If you had to estimate, roughly how many miles do you think you’ve done over the years?
Rich: I wouldn’t want to estimate. Mostly because I would feel compelled to then sit with a calculator, several old diaries and a pen, and refine my estimate, until well past the time when it stopped being an understandable curiosity. But it’s enough to warrant owning shares in motorway pasties.
JUICE: What’s been your most memorable gig to date, for either good or bad reasons?
Rich: There are a few. I compéred XS Malarkey in Manchester for the first time over the summer, which is a very special gig indeed. It felt like being asked to play football at Wembley, whilst eating an ice-cream, whilst waking up from a nap. Partly in that I was very surprised to find it happening.
My worst gig ever was at Sheffield Hallam Uni. 150 drunken students blathered away, ignoring the sad acoustic guitar player that was on before me. Then the MC walked on, was roundly booed by the crowd, and then said: “Our next act is a comedian, apparently…” (turns and hands mic to me) “Here you go, Rich”. Two minutes of angry swearing followed. They didn’t even listen.
JUICE: Where’s your favourite place to perform?
Rich: Stockport. It’s a small town, in the shadow of a bigger town, where everyone in the audience seems to like rock music and cider. I feel very much at home (I am from Wolverhampton).
JUICE: Which comedians have influenced you over the years? Who are your comedy heroes?
Rich: When I turned 19 someone lent me a Bill Hicks DVD, and I got a bit obsessive about it for a while. I must have been insufferable to be around.
There’s a couple of Canadian guys called Glenn Wool and Craig Campbell who make me want to walk around pretending in my own head that I am also Canadian. They are that heroically funny.
JUICE: Who are your favourite acts on the comedy circuit right now?
Rich: Johnny “Showaddy-Waddy” Sorrow. He’s not only a lovely man, his act is impossible to properly describe to anyone who hasn’t seen him. He is like Vietnam. You weren’t there, man. You weren’t there. I also, I love what Martin “BigPig” Mor does. When I grow up, I want to be like him.
You can see Rich Wall as the MC for Cocktails & Comedy Part IV on Friday 23rd November. Visit his website for more fun-fact about Rich!
“when my first joke got a big laugh the sheer force of it rocked me backwards”
James Cook started stand-up comedy a number of years ago, but left the circuit for seven years to become an NTL Award-Winning commercial radio presenter. Then James decided he’d had enough of completely conquering all of radio, so has recently returned to the grind of stand-up, where he performs for major comedy clubs such as Highlight, The Glee Club, Off The Curb and many more. JUICE got the chance to probe the very busy man with a few questions.
JUICE: How would you describe your type of comedy?
James: A man behind a microphone communicating funny ideas in an entertaining way to an audience. If you like laughing at things, then you’ll probably like the things that I do.
JUICE: How did you get started in stand-up and why? What was your first gig like?
James: When I was a student in London I saw an advert in the Union for people to take part in a cable TV show – you needed 3 minutes of material and they’d pay you £25 – which to a student in London in the mid 90s was the most money I could possibly conceive of. I cobbled together 2 minutes 45 seconds of filth, went along and performed in front of a cameraman and about 6 people. It was great.
JUICE: What do you take with you to a show? What’s in your gig-bag?
James: Note book and pen (which I take with me everywhere). Phone wallet keys. Bit boring really. Let’s make something up to make it sound more exotic – I also take my lucky pineapple and a shotgun (just in case).
JUICE: Roughly how many miles do you think you’ve done on the circuit over the years?
James: Probably 100,000 or more.
JUICE: What’s been your most memorable gig to date, for either good or bad reasons?
James: First time doing The Comedy Store London, when my first joke got a big laugh the sheer force of it rocked me backwards.
JUICE: Where’s your favourite place to perform?
James: At comedy clubs. I’ve tried airport check-in queues, they don’t like it so much. Hot damn I’m facetious.
JUICE: Which comedians have influenced you over the years?
James: I’ll try and do this in chronological order….
Monty Python, Lenny Henry, Little and Large, Paul Squires, Phil Cool, Jasper Carrot, Andrew O’Connor, Cannon and Ball, Trevor and Simon, Newman and Baddiel, Punt and Dennis, Mark Thomas, Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield, Jack Dee, Bill Hicks, Lee and Herring, Armando Ianucci, Chris Morris, Steve Coogan, Harry Hill, Paul Merton, David Letterman, Sean Lock, Rich Hall, Louis CK, Gavin Webster, Chris Stokes.
JUICE: Who are your comedy heroes?
James: Python.
JUICE: Who are your favourite acts on the comedy circuit right now?
James: Gavin Webster and Chris Stokes I will always watch.
JUICE: Who’s the best in the world, Louis CK or Daniel Kitson?
James: You assume that there is such a thing, and that it is one of those two.
JUICE: Yes, we do. If we didn’t assume that there’s a best in the world and that it’s either Daniel Kitson or Louis CK, then it’s unlikely we would have written a question based entirely around that subject. Just go with it or say “neither”.
James: I prefer Louis CK, but I still really really like Kitson.
JUICE: If you weren’t a comic what would you be doing?
James: Crying and regretting not starting comedy.
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“I cried for days when he died. I didn’t realise as a guy, I could have such a connection with another guy who I’d never met.”
Darren Harriott has been a long-time JUICE Favourite, having performed at virtually every venue we’ve operated out of. In 2011 Darren won our award of JUICE Performer Of The Year and he once convinced Rob Halden that he was related to Ainsley Harriott. Then called Rob a racist.
JUICE: How would you describe your type of comedy/performance?
Darren: I would describe my comedy as being very honest as I have always enjoyed comics who expose their failings as human beings and their inner thoughts no matter how messed up they may seem, you get a sense of who they are as a person rather than just laughing. I want people to know who i am, what kind of person I am and how i think, wether they like that person or not it doesnt bother me as long as they have an opinion on me and of course laugh…people will still laugh even if they dont particularly like who you are on stage…I’m a believer that you can’t please everyone its impossible so just focus on getting atleast 50% of people at a gig to laugh the other 50% should be horrified as you’re not their type of comic.
JUICE: How did you get started in stand-up and why? What was your first gig like?
Darren: It was always something I wanted to try from when I was 17. Just after my 18th birthday while I was at college (hating it) I was handed a flyer for a talent show, 3 months later I did my first ever gig. Went really well considering it was a talent show for 12-18 year old performers, I went on after a dance troup which now as a comic i would be like “no way i aint following a bunch of ghetto bodypoppers dancing to a kanye west mash-up” but then I didnt know better. I remember swearing (dick,balls etc) during my act a few times and a parent heckling me “there’s kids in here” which I still hear in my head everyother day. But i just ignored it carried on with my act left the stage and felt like a WARRIOR! and that was it, I knew from when I was 18 this is what i wanna do with my life nothing else is gonna fill my needy-ness like stand up does.
JUICE: What do you take with you to a gig? What’s in your gig-bag?
Darren: Usually my joke book, diary, food and bottle of water, sometimes my video camera depending on the type of gig. I have alot of resepct for comics who carry props, guitars etc. to every gig. I always say that if I had to carry just a microphone to every gig I would quit the business let alone a giant prop box. Prop comics must have amazing triceps.
JUICE: What’s been your most memorable gig to date, for either good or bad reasons?
Darren: Few years ago I did a gig in loughborough there was a drunken lady in the crowd (eurghhh!) it was a wednesday as well so she had no day job. Anyway, she was just heckling every one of the acts (shouting Off! Off! Off! etc.) belittling the MC. Admittedly it was an open mic type night. Anyway I went on stage (3 years into my ‘career’) she heckled me, I dealt with it, I carried on. Few minutes later she heckled me again. I then warned her “don’t heckle me again”, which is a dumb thing to say to a heckler, I was basically asking for it at that point. She then heckled me again ruining my last joke. Now I cant say what I said to this women, but it was mean and very, very horrible. During my rant at this woman 3 people walked out (proud!). Considering there was only 15 people in the room about 4 were laughing at what i was saying, the others were shocked. She then called me sweary words and walked out the room (even more proud). Reason I say this was memorable for me, I said things on stage I had never said before. It was like the chains were off and i was free (kunta kinte), before then I never really spoke about my true feelings and attitudes towards things I was just a normal set up/punchline kind of guy saying things that had no meaning to me. Ever since that day I had a new confidence in the fact that I have said horrible, horrible things to someone on stage which I dont ever intend on having to say again (doubt it though) and it felt good saying how I truly felt. I’ve incorporated alot more of my soul into my act and style of comedy because of that.
I could tell you stories of some amazing gigs and rooms I have played, but whats the point? Comics enjoy hearing about the bad ones, their the ones that define who you are. Anyone can ‘storm’ a gig.
JUICE: Where’s your favourite place to perform?
Darren: Best I have performed at this year was ‘The Stand’ Glasgow if your a comic and haven’t done that room…slap yourself (do it!). I enjoy doing open mic nights alot as you get a real test for your new material if it can generate big laughs in a poorly lit room infront of 20 people who are just there to see their university E4 type ‘hacky’ friend perform (what’s the deal with student loans??) then your new stuff should go down a treat when you eventually do it in a pro-room.
JUICE: Which comedians have influenced you over the years? Who are your comedy heroes?
favourite comic of all time is a pretty unknown (in the uk anyway) american comic called Patrice O’neal, he was like a comic’s comic. He passed away last year November. He just had the level of honesty I adored, he spoke openly and candidly about his failings and ilnesses. He was a 6ft 4, 300 pound black guy who had high blood pressure,diabetes,obesity, who never held back on his thoughts, no matter what the consequences of that. And never wanting to owe anyone in the business which was why he turned down alot of tv work fearing it would somehow mean he would have to tone down his live act (beautiful). He wasnt your typical ‘black comic’ his race material was inventive and new not your ‘white people do blah blah,black people do blah blah’. His size meant he couldnt be this physical, high energy, Def Comedy Jam type guy, he was slow and much more thought out. I cried for days when he died. I didnt realise as a guy, I could have such a connection with another guy who I’d never met (comedian’s bond!).
Quick list of comics I love in no particualr order; Louie Ck, Bill Burr, Sean Lock, Rich Hall, Lee Mack, Hannibal Buress, Greg Giraldo and Frankie Boyle.
JUICE: Who are your favourite acts on the comedy circuit right now?
Darren: I have just came back from doing a weekend with Rob Deering and I was blown away by what he does, it really opened my mind to the stuff you can do on stage and the level of talent he has as a musician. I’m from Birmingham and I gig alot with Harriet Dyer, Masai Graham, Jonny Greatrex, Jonny Pearson, Jay Handley, Aaron Twitchen and Freddie Farrell (you happy now guys?). I knew most these guys when they first started out but to see the progression and change they have made is crazy I’m a big fan of hard workers and these guys make me wanna work harder as were all kind of on the same level more or less. You hear a lot of newer acts complain about travelling, writing, playing certain rooms etc. etc. these guys never do, they just gig everywere and anywhere because they know thats how you get better and make this a proper career. Which is what we all want at the end of the day.
JUICE: Where can we find out more about you?
Darren: I’m not on twitter yet as I’m still undecided about it, and i would only follow pornstars and wrestlers anyway. I am on facebook Darren Harriott, let’s be friends. No website yet. I was once told by another comedian (Andy White) a lot of terrible acts have fantastic websites. Great acts either don’t have a website or their website is bland and boring because their too busy writing jokes to care about it. So my website will be amazing!
“It was the second time I did King Gong and it was the May Bank Holiday and it was stuffed full of human detritus.”
In 2011 Kiri Pritchard-McLean did her first gig for JUICE Comedy at our monthly new material night. After blowing us all away she made it onto the bill of our very first professional show at The Gatehouse Theatre, and after smashing that gig she went on to win Break-Out Act Of The Year at the annual JUICE Awards. Which, by the way, was an award we created especially for Kiri. We love her lots and this week we got to chat to her.
JUICE: How would you describe your type of comedy?
Kiri: I always find this really hard to answer because, without sounding too wanky, I don’t think I’ve found my voice yet as a comic. Certainly, the jokes I’m most proud of and I find funniest are usually the first to get cut from my set.
I suppose it’s just anecdotal stuff built around “gags”. I tend to think of a joke or a point I want to make and then manipulate the rest around that.
JUICE: How did you get started in stand-up and why? What was your first gig like?
Kiri: I used to work in a drama school when I was a teenager in to my early twenties and I used to write the sketches for the shows that we’d put on. I realised I really enjoyed writing and I really enjoyed performing- not acting, more showing off- so I went to University firstly to do a Bsc in Psychology and spent that first year drunk and trying to do performance things anyway. So, I did an audition at The University of Salford (The original University of Life), for the performing arts course, they asked me what I wanted from the course and I told them I wanted to write and produce and they were like “Don’t do performing arts, do this course”. So, they put me on this brand new course called Contemporary Theatre Practice and it was as wanky as it sounds. But it also did lots on autobiographical performance, which, if you have a sense of humour is basically stand up.
I then did the unthinkable and did a comedy course. That’s where I met my other half actually. I did the course and then wandered around telling people I did stand up comedy without actually doing it. I think I gigged three times in the ensuing 18 months? My first proper gig was King Gong at The Comedy Store. It was scary but luckily for me the MC, Mick Ferry, sorted of interrupted my set and I think that bought me some time as I got to 5 minutes. There was 28 acts on that night and 4 of us got to the clap off- needless to say I didn’t win but I think it was a decent baptism of fire.
JUICE: What do you take with you to a gig? What’s in your gig-bag?
Kiri: It’s just my usual hand bag because I can often pick up gigs in the day whilst at my day job so need to be able to go straight from work to the gig. Essentials are my notebook, mascara, eyeliner and Sat Nav. To contextualise, the make up isn’t as vain as it seems. I’m quite expressive on stage so I find it helps if I’ve emphasised my eyes a bit.
JUICE: If you had to estimate, roughly how many miles do you think you’ve done over the years?
Kiri: The first 18 months of doing stand up “properly” – gigging regularly I would go anywhere for any stage time. I remember driving to Newcastle 3 times in one week for 5 minutes of stage time. I’ve tried to be a bit more selective now but I still rack up the miles. According to my tax return- I went self employed at the start of 2011, the first three months of the year I did 1322.2 miles. Last tax year I did 5130.7 miles and that’s excluding gigs where I’ve got the train eg Cardiff, London, Scotland.
JUICE: What’s been your most memorable gig to date, for either good or bad reasons?
Kiri: Hmm, probably the first time that I died actually. I had got to about 10 gigs and was sure I was the second coming because I’d yet to have a bad one. Then I did the Preston Frog and Bucket and there was some people there from university- supporting a mutual friend- that I thought were bellends and then I just bombed and, didn’t make the clap off and it’s the only time it’s happened. It was horrific. i was with my other half and I just remember being so upset and telling him I was quitting all my gigs and that I hated comedy. I handle rejection really well…
The other memorable one is another bad one! It was the second time I did King Gong and it was the May bank holiday and it was stuffed full of human detritus. They were literally seeing if they liked your first joke and then kicking you off if you didn’t. Awful. I did my first bit, went well. Then a stag party started heckling me and I replied, the audience laughed but the stag party lost their shit. They were standing up and booing me and shouting “get her off”. It was so lousy I had to turn my back on the left hand side of the room and just play to the right an centre and pretend there wasn’t a baying mob behind me. Horrendous. I got to the 5 and, again, didn’t win. I remember calling my fella afterwards and saying “yeah, I did a good job and I got them all eventually. But, I hated that. Really hated it, that’s not comedy”. Was a bit of a wake up for me as I had a good think about why I was doing comedy and what, if not that, did I want from it.
JUICE: Where’s your favourite place to perform?
Kiri: This will sound disingenuous but JUICE’s gigs are really wonderful. Smart people who are up for a nice night. I like the Crumbling Cookie in Leicester too. I always like gigging back in Wales too.
JUICE: Which comedians have influenced you over the years? Who are your comedy heroes?
Kiri: I was raised on Billy Connelly and used to watch his stuff over and over but I don’t think it’s a stylistic influence, I’d love his warmth and honesty on stage. Richard Pryor was the first comedian whose DVD I watched where my mind was blown. I was just baffled by how hilarious and new it was, to me anyway. Just before we got together my other half took me to see Richard Herring doing “Headmaster’s Son” and I’d never seen an Edinburgh show before, blew my tiny mind. Maria Bamford is my favourite. I look at her jokes and they work on so many levels and frequently she’s taking really prickly topics and dealing with them in such a deft manner people don’t even realise they’re engaging with a really powerful piece of social commentary. I just love her. Tony Law does it as well. People might think it’s weird voices and someone who doesn’t know what hes doing but it takes a lot of skill to make it look like that whilst making important points.
JUICE: Who are your favourite acts on the comedy circuit right now?
Kiri: Hmm, well, Tony Law obviously. I love the atmosphere that Barbara Nice can create in a room, it’s unashamedly feel good without a trace of “this will get bums on seats” cynicism.
There’s a new act called Jon Taylor who has wonderful writing it’s that ultra real Louis CK writing that’s so visceral but he’s not making the mistake I’ve seen countless others do and just perform a parody complete with american accent. Jordan Brookes is excellent too. A Welsh act (biased) and his writing and performing is superb, really really well honed.
JUICE: What else are you up to?
Kiri: I have a sketch group (I write and direct, I DO NOT ACT) and we have a full length show in the Lass O Gowrie in Manchester on the 9th of October. It’s the thing in comedy I’m most proud of.